imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
i cant even..
i just died went to hell and crawled back up oh my lord this is hilarious
this kind of shit gets you thinkin
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah
gif would’ve been way cooler too
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
cant u die from this
Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.